Sometimes, or rather all the time, I look in the mirror and ponder. If I am less than average, then how about the rest of the general population. Not to sing praises; I know I may not be at all slim or well endowed, but definitely not ugly. (I used to think I was decently pretty until there was a rude awakening to the truth that I was not.)

But then other times, or rather all the time, I look in the mirror and I feel and am convinced I am the ugliest excrement one would ever pass by

Unnecessary ramblings of the self absorbed insanity plagued sane, which needed to be penned down.