I’m the animal from the moppets.

When I live in Ireland my name is moneybag twinkle toes.

A strawberry ice cream looking for my chocolate chip.

I was a panda in the past life.

I want a glass of sex on the beach along with a white & black frosted cookie.

I want to buy a rainbow coloured thong wit matching halter top.

Someone should buy me a shirt with tinky winky print & a round tiffany diamond ring.

I think I need to paint my nails magenta.

Still sloshing an inch thick of make up on your face is disgusting, unless you plan to join the circus

I am a border line disorder.
So be nice or I’ll buy you charcoal for chrismas.

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