mom,dad and me watching a documentary.
Mumbai, India, Showreal Asia on National Geographic bout freak weather.

A professional weather professor:

"There are different levels of rain;
Rain, heavy rain and very heavy rain"

Gosh we started laughing like idiots.

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Peek-a-boo is a magical tool

one year seven months
there better be zoo this Friday or I'll scream

Leap years was
Cheesy & romantic
Fairy taleish
incredibly impossible

Ananda Everingham Laotian-Australian.
just imagine love sick puppies

Gina and me went to the wrong movie theater due to wrong tickets
talk talk talk ehhh wrong movie.
scream shriek giggle out the door

jesus is walking away
the movie ended too soon
tai tai talking
dealing with spinsterhood
mani-pedi to come

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fish and co*
baybe: do they sell chicken
waitress: we sell seafood (walks away)
baybe: fish and co*, co* is chicken

I thought cajun was poultry
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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mommie and me were applying for some HDB parking license
then he gave us the sticker to put on the windshield

HDB guy: if you put this sticker it will fall
(demonstrates and the sticker fell of the glass)

me and mom: (acknowledgment and bewildered look)

HDB guy: it will fall see
(demonstrates again an the sticker falls again)

me and mom: (smile big eyed)

went out giggling my head off
mom: I think he's trying to flirt with you

aaaacckk
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Happy peanut butter lover's day = 1st march

I want a long sleeve ed hardy shirt

burning holes in my pocket
sizzlleeeee boosh basshh eeeepppp

Got that white plain dress i wanted
It squishes my chest in till I'm chestless
oh well whats the difference I'm already chestless

14 feb
happy valentines day baybee
thank you for the balloons
my cupcakes were smashed :(
we had too much meat too and I did all the cooking
lazy bum ass

had fun with meira a while back
two aunties in the pool avoiding the sun
and yiiking yakking away

went to chinatown for work interview with gina and her people.

Gina, me and Rini
well me and gina went on little india hunt for fish head curry
who knew they were so vegetarian
we became indian ladies for a day
putting that indian head thingy on our forehead

we are all in the same boat
we have a thing for tall chinese guys but THEY steal our guys
kill small chestless buttless chinese girls
no offence but you stealllerrsss

don't get jealous baby :} QUAKMAH :))))))))))

I swear I will never touch beer ever again, amen.

Challet
I felt dumb on the two rider bike
I cant cycle : then Florence gives me that look
washed hair 4 times in one day = swimming
no transport to sneak out to Clarke quay
long island is better then breezer
dumb mutts are dumb

pray nothing will happen to daddy
love love cross fingers touch wood beg for mercy
I don't know what to do if it happens
I'd think I jump off the building

I was wondering why THEY was spelt as T-H-E-Y
look at it long enough
is it the correct spelling
I had to goggle it to make sure
dumb